{"id":11269,"date":"2015-11-08T14:06:08","date_gmt":"2015-11-08T22:06:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/topangacreekbicycles.com\/blog\/?p=11269"},"modified":"2015-11-08T14:06:08","modified_gmt":"2015-11-08T22:06:08","slug":"captain-penguin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.topangacreekoutpost.com\/blog\/captain-penguin\/","title":{"rendered":"Captain Penguin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"Captain Penguin\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11270\" src=\"http:\/\/topangacreekbicycles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Captain_Fargo.jpg\" alt=\"Captain_Fargo\" width=\"560\" height=\"420\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.topangacreekoutpost.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Captain_Fargo.jpg 560w, https:\/\/www.topangacreekoutpost.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Captain_Fargo-500x375.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hi folks,<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s comment and grade season which means I&#8217;m ridiculously busy. But I want to satisfy your knowledge so I looked up some science limericks. Enjoy!<\/p>\n<p>The compounds of sodium are great,<br \/>\nIf you can tell the chloride from chlorate.<br \/>\nThe one makes fried chips,<br \/>\nTaste good on your lips,<br \/>\nThe other clears weeds from your gate.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a metal, Ca, you&#8217;ll agree.<br \/>\nWith the ion that&#8217;s called CO3,<br \/>\nIt makes chalk, and moreover,<br \/>\nThe White Cliffs of Dover!<br \/>\nWithout it they&#8217;d fall in the sea.<\/p>\n<p>Aluminum&#8217;s silvery gray,<br \/>\nFoiling many a spill every day.<br \/>\nBy the Aussies it&#8217;s said<br \/>\nAl-yoo-MIN-yum instead.<br \/>\nAnd that&#8217;s just about Al I can say.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi folks, It&#8217;s comment and grade season which means I&#8217;m ridiculously busy. But I want to satisfy your knowledge so I looked up some science limericks. Enjoy! The compounds of sodium are great, If you can tell the chloride from &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.topangacreekoutpost.com\/blog\/captain-penguin\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11270,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-variable-budget"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.topangacreekoutpost.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.topangacreekoutpost.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.topangacreekoutpost.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.topangacreekoutpost.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.topangacreekoutpost.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11269"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.topangacreekoutpost.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11269\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11271,"href":"https:\/\/www.topangacreekoutpost.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11269\/revisions\/11271"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.topangacreekoutpost.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.topangacreekoutpost.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.topangacreekoutpost.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.topangacreekoutpost.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}